.... you open the fridge to get the garlic out and think it's closed properly and in the 30 seconds it takes you to put some garlic in the pasta sauce your toddler has gotten into the not quite closed properly fridge with the 2mm gap that was there and has pulled out a tub of butter, a tub of yoghurt, spilling half of it on the floor and is heading for the 2l bottle of milk. While cleaning up the yoghurt you have to keep moving little hands out and the little hands then grab the mop which you have handy to mop up the rest of the yoghurt and start picking the handle up and dropping it. The when you go to close the drawer they are allowed to play in you find a sippy cup of water upside down leaking through the drawer and half a cracker from God only knows when.
Yup that was 5 minutes of cooking tea tonight, obviously the 5 minutes that cyclone Ronin blew through the kitchen.
You also know that your toddler hangs around a bunch of other toddlers when you pick them up from day care and when giving a cuddle have to ask whose booger that is on the back of their clothes. Yeah that was pretty gross.
So what have you had happen lately that really hits home you now have a toddler tornado coming through the house on a regular basis.