i found this the other day. one of my friends wrote this for me when i hit 40 weeks with DS1. its early for us but i thought that all of you would enjoy this.
I’m at 40 weeks, and I’m posting this eviction notice and attaching it to my belly. Baby X will then have 24 hours in which he can gather his belongings and promptly vacate the premises. After which, he will be physically removed from the property. He’s being evicted due to breach of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made. Remodeling and gutting of the home were never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper and lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances. Any further problems will result in immediate and forceful removal.