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Hilarious!

My husband was in a meeting today and one of the guys he was in a meeting with asked about the baby and what the gender was. So DH told him it was a boy and this man said that he recently read an article that said boys already start masturbating in utero. He asked DH if we had an u/s and if the u/s showed him masturbating. I about fell out of my chair when DH told me this! DH obviously doesn't believe this and told the guy he was crazy but I just had to share this with you because it was too funny.

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that is funny! i did hear recently that unborn little boys get erections, so maybe they masturbate too. you are making my very glad im having a girl lol

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Funny! Even funnier to think you could see in on an ultrasound!

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That is funny but I don't think it's true, lol. If that were true, they'd be doing it outta the womb, too and I've yet to see a baby or toddler doing that, lol, thank goodness! Men. I still laugh about my son asking if we could hear the baby fart on the ultrasound when we were listening to the heartbeat.

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for the record i was SO kidding about my post, i forget the smiley face to go with it! HAHA thought the fart comment was cute too Smile

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So glad I'm having a girl. How funny and bold of him to ask, lol. I would have cracked up

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My first reaction was EWWW lol. I hope it isnt true...im with Rebecca...i think if they knew how to do it, they would keep doing it...and babies dont do that lol

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I'm with everyone on the "probably not true" feeling... Lol... But that's still pretty hilarious.
For the record, as soon as they can grab things, boys start grabbing the Weewee! It's hilarious, DH is always saying "hands off the pecker!" to DS when he changes a diaper. Of course DS thinks its the funniest game in the world to grab it while the diaper is off. And play with it in the tub... Etc... Lol. They reallly do learn it young!!!!!!!!!
And erections when young too are hilarious.... The other day he was at grandmas for a nap but my mom had to wake him to go out... So she did and changed his d iaper before leaving and apparently he had a huge erection. She was like "oh my". Lol.

The joy of boys!

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Too funny! Biggrin