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    PandaMontana
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    For those who want to make Christmas cookies
    > >
    > >Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
    > >
    > >1 cup of water
    > >1 tsp baking soda
    > >1 cup of sugar
    > >1 tsp salt
    > >1 cup of brown sugar
    > >lemon juice
    > >4 large eggs
    > >1 cup nuts
    > >2 cups of dried fruit
    > >1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve
    > >
    > >Sample the Crown to check quality.
    > >Take a large bowl, check the Crown
    > >again, to be sure it is of the highest
    > >quality, pour one level cup and drink.
    > >
    > >Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
    > >cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    > >
    > >Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
    > >At this point it's best to make sure the
    > >Crown is still OK, try another cup .
    > >just in case.
    > >
    > >Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
    > >leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
    > >the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
    > >frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
    > >turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
    > >in the beaterers just pry it loose with
    > >a drewscriver. Sample the Crown to
    > >check for tonsisticity.
    > >
    > >Next, sift two cups of salt, or
    > >something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
    > >the Crown Royal. Now shift the lemon
    > >juice and strain your nuts. Add one
    > >table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
    > >somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
    > >the oven.
    > >
    > >Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
    > >and try not to fall over. Don't forget
    > >to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
    > >the bowl through the window, finish the
    > >bottle of Crown Royal and make sure to put
    > >the stove in the dishwasher.
    > >
    > >CHERRY MISTMAS
    > >

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    PandaMontana
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    whoops! Please feel free to move this

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