I knew from the start of the whole twin thing that there was an 80% chance of my having a c-section and that number went up and up and up until it was a sure thing, let's schedule next time. So, whatever, I was fine with a c-section. Just get the babies out.
Then today's appointment.
Holy fudging shoot. They're vertex-vertex, lined up and ready for a VAGINAL birth.
Ok, that's great and all, ideal birth, blah-di-blah. But WHAT THE HELL?!? I flipped. "But doc, I don't know anything about babies coming out of a vagina!" "Well, you're gonna have some of those."
Seriously, you guys. I know nothing. This was hardly ever a possibility! The hospital told me not to sign up for birth class!
My OB is certain they won't try to make their way out in the next two weeks so I don't even have to go in next week. But come 35 weeks they're not stopping labor.
Holy fudging shoot.