Getting AF back for the first time after having Kaitlyn ... in the car, not noticing it til we got to the airport to pick up my sister, and by that point I had bled thru my underwear and pants and everywhere ... and then having to visit my grandmother (as previously planned) like that, answering the questions as to why dh's sweatshirt was around my waist the entire time.
When I first met my hubby, we went to a state park (i guess it would be considered our first date)... anyways.... there was a slide there so I thought we'd go down it. So I went.. weeeee..... then it was my hubby's turn.... and he didn't go so weee because he got stuck! His hips were wider than the slide! So I began to laugh.... then he began to scoot down the slide making faces and then I lost it... I PEED MYSELF from laughing so hard!!! So in essence... I went weeeeeeee twice!!! Then I tied my sweater around my waist so my hubby wouldn't know what just happened. (Hey Trina, our stories have a lot in common!) haha.... anyways.. that's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me.
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When my oldest was somewhere in that 8-12 month window, he unbuttoned the entire front of my dress and I didn't notice it until I stood up and felt a breeze. Um, it was during church and I was in the front. My husband looked up, eyes sort of bugged and I looked down and then sat down QUICK. My only concession is I was in front of everyone else, so they only saw my back and the dress starting to flop out. I also could use my son as a blocking device.
Oh my! Those are so funny!
In college I worked at a horse camp one summer. We had relays at the end. I jumped on the horse, galloped to the end and as I dismounted, my bra caught on the saddle horn so that I was standing on the ground and the bra/shirt were still attached above my head. No one saw anything that was not close enough to be at the right angle, but boy was I embarrassed.
Okay, here is mine.
When I was in college I was taking a botany class and I was kind of seeing one of the TA's. He was also one of the lab instructors and he happened to be mine. People knew but it wasn't something that we talked about openly for obvious reasons.
During one of the lessons we were doing some studies on carbon dioxide released by plants and we were going to test our breath as well and to do this we had to breathe into a bag and then stick the sensor in the bag. You had to be quite the trickster to do this with as little error as possible so in my genius ways I asked "why can't we just put the sensor in our mouth". Gonzo (the TA's nickname) said "because these things are dirty, I have no clue how old they are or where they've been" and without thinking (and I'll explain what I meant after) I said "oh, I've had worse in my mouth". Honestly, I'm not sure what I meant but I did NOT mean anything dirty by it but of course the entire class turned around and looked at me, then looked at Gonzo and everyone busted out laughing. I turned beet red and just went about my assignment. I have never been so, out of sorts, if you will.
Needless to say, I didn't anything for the rest of the period
oh man! These are so funny! I get embarrassed so easily, so it doesn't take much for me. And I always seem to say the dumbest things. Oh geez, let me think up my "best" moment. coming back to this.
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I had been only dating DH for about a month and we went camping with his sis and her family over the 4th of July weekend. AF decided to show up unexpectedly (not anywhere near her usual time) and I had NOTHING with me. To make it worse I didn't have my own car to go to the near by town to pick something up! ARGH! I had to ask my now BIL to take me to the town to get something; talk about embarassing!
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I've had some as an adult too but I think my most embarassing was when I was about 7 or 8...we were all at my friend's birthday party in Burger king....I had gone to the bathroom by myself and all of a sudden when I sat down on the toilet the fire alarm went off (and even louder in the bathroom)...it turned out some kid had pulled it but not before I scrambled out of the bathroom screaming with my pants and underwear around my ankles, in front of all my friends. lol