Soooo...the other day I went to the bathroom and I tore myself up. I don't know how, didn't even strain that hard, and for some reason created a hemmroid, it bled and everything.
Well it's been SO uncomfortable to sit! I feel like I need one of those doughnut rings! LOL
I went to my friend's house last night and I was just so uncomfortable, I am trying to talk to her but I can't sit up right and so I am moving all around, eventually I told her I had to go because I was tired, when really my bum just hurt! LOL
SO I was like OK I need to go get something to clear this up! and I'm like where can I go that I won't be embarressed? Like some place with a self-check out. I am driving around and I find a walgreens that ive never been to, and go there.
Theres a bunch of college kids running around the isles, I am trying to find the preperationH and these annoying kids are running around I am trying to pretending like I'm NOT looking at the @$$ cream. LOL! Then a walgreen worker stops me and says "do you need help finding anything?" I am like "nooo!!" lol I just wish people would leave me alone! LOLLLL
I finally find the PrepH and, it's in a NEON YELLOW box with PREPERATIONH written in huge letters on it. I am like ok WOW I am NOT going to walk around the store with that!!
Why in the world would they put it in such an obvious package???
Well I keep looking and I find these pads called "tucks" with witch hazel and it's in a very discreat looking package, far away you can't tell what it is. Yay! So I got that. LOL I so I run to the register to try to hurry up and leave before all those college kids get in line behind me and see my butt cream LMAO and the cashier is all slow and like "do you want this in a bag?" and im like "yes! yes!" lol
I come home and I told my dh my adventure story and he's like omggg he thinks i am so silly, he said everyone gets the roids and i shouldnt be that embarrassed. I said I dont know why but I just am! LOL
anyways, just thought that was a silly story to share. I wish it would go away!! It's soo annoying, how long do the "roids" (Ewwwww) last??? Ive had it before just can't remember.