Oh. My. Goodness. This is totally one of those days when I wonder why we ever decided to have another child! My two-year-old has me wanting to beat my head against a wall. She was super cranky all morning, refused to sit on the potty (or wear a diaper) and so peed alllllllll over the floor, dumped out the dogs water bowl THREE times, stripped naked, and splashed in the puddle (each time). She is not taking no for an answer to anything today, and, as a big finale (at least I hope it's the finale) dumped the entire thing of salt out on the table. There were some minor incidents mixed in with those bigger ones. And right now she's screaming incessantly because I told her she can't have a snack (we're having dinner soon). I need it to be MY bedtime. How she managed to do all of these things when I haven't turned my back on her for more than 10 seconds at a time is an amazement to me.