I discovered during my pregnancies that the people I know are liars. Sure they meant well, but had I known then what I know now, I'd never have believed them in the first place. Following are the lies they told me and the truths I found. I am so glad I have my children but I'm really glad I won't have to endure the "joy" of pregnancy again.
As I'm admiring her body, she tugs the shirt off in one fluid motion. This kind of bold move, six months ago, would have accelerated my heart rate. Now it just means I'm going to see some freaky shit.
I discovered during my pregnancies that the people I know are liars. Sure they meant well, but had I known then what I know now, I'd never have believed them in the first place. Following are the lies they told me and the truths I found. I am so glad I have my children but I'm really glad I won't have to endure the "joy" of pregnancy again.
As I'm admiring her body, she tugs the shirt off in one fluid motion. This kind of bold move, six months ago, would have accelerated my heart rate. Now it just means I'm going to see some freaky shit.
